Reasons Why I Love Pvt Richard “Dick” Simmons
A Bulleted list by Niriall
- He’s named after Richard Simmons
- But to make it better they gave him the nickname “Dick”
- Never not amusing.
- He’s totally got a Broship with Griff
- He’s a really under-appreciated dude.
- He tries so hard.
- And then no one believes him when he says he saw a tank
- one time he painted his armor blue
- and it took him 4 seconds to switch it back because he’s a fast changer
- He tried to make “prepare to be Simmonsized” a thing
- Its never going to be a thing
- He’s not Hispanic he’s Dutch-Irish
- but his Voice Actor is Hispanic
- suck it cracker
- He’s Vegan
- He can play a banjo
- Do I need to add anything else?
Its like a real life RVB moment.
“I SWEAR THE TANK WAS RIGHT THERE!’
OH MY GOD
WHOEVER DID THIS I LOVE YOU.