Reasons Why I Love Pvt Richard “Dick” Simmons A Bulleted list by Niriall
He’s named after Richard Simmons
But to make it better they gave him the nickname “Dick”
Never not amusing.
He’s totally got a Broship with Griff
He’s a really under-appreciated dude.
He tries so hard.
And then no one believes him when he says he saw a tank
one time he painted his armor blue
and it took him 4 seconds to switch it back because he’s a fast changer
He tried to make “prepare to be Simmonsized” a thing
Its never going to be a thing
He’s not Hispanic he’s Dutch-Irish
but his Voice Actor is Hispanic
suck it cracker
He’s Vegan
He can play a banjo
Do I need to add anything else?
VIDEO
Its like a real life RVB moment.
“I SWEAR THE TANK WAS RIGHT THERE!’
OH MY GOD
WHOEVER DID THIS I LOVE YOU.
