



1. “Thou shalt not eat oreos without thy Grif.”
2. “Thou shalt share thy oreos with thy Simmons.”
3. “Thou shalt not teamkill.”
4. “Thou shalt not be tempted by Officer Hotpants.”
5. “Thou shall love and cherish Grimmons as your OTP.”
6. “Thou shalt not ship Grimmons in a van without tinted windows.”
7. “Thy Simmons shall always be shipped with thy Grif.”
8. “Thy Grif shall always be shipped with thy Simmons.”
9. “Thy Sister shall always ship thy Grimmons.”
10. “Thou shall never remember thy ammo.”
11. “Thou shall always keep holy the seven days of rest.”
12. “Thou shall give thy breaks to Grif.”
13. “Thou shalt get lazy after 13 and cease making more commandments.”
Praise the Grimmons, for Grif has risen from the cliff!
*Shot*
Can I break the one about temptation and hotpants if it involves a threesome?
11. “Thou shall always keep holy the seven days of rest.” I’m a perfect church-goer.
XDDD Sure. ;P Grif’s too lazy to enforce any of these anyway.
omg hahahahaha
Praise the Grimmons, for Grif has risen from the cliff! *Shot*